hate v4.2 8/7/98



We HATE rants We HATE people who can't take a joke We HATE ravers, they are the scum of the earth, they are robots, fashion victims with bad clothes, bad haircuts and seriously sub standard drugs. We HATE skaters, get a job, quit clogging the streets. We HATE white boy trip hop and the junglist massive, too many hard beats don't make you hard. We HATE Goths, goth is dead, they can't dance because they are too worried about breaking into a sweat and having their make up run. We HATE punks, punk is also dead, the symbols are meaningless in the 90s. We HATE the easy cocktail listening fad, elevators and supermarkets was bad enough, please keep it out of the club scene. We HATE post punks, wasn't punk bad enough? We HATE indie kids: face it, M(orr)isery is a sad bastard, Robot Smith is a prick and Blur or Oasis are just bad sixties rip off merchants who can't sing. We HATE shoegazers because they are 'sensitive' pseudo intellectual gits who can't dance either and wear stripes and spots together, gross. We HATE dub, no really, we hate dub. We especially HATE the nouveux 'sensitive' pseudo intellectual post indie ambient bleepsters. Christ, couldn't they chill out at home, instead of at some fucking techno club sitting in the back room trainspotting about the bloody catalogue number of some obscure track that some unknown artist nocked up in their bedroom and release five copies of (including the one they gave to their mum). We HATE the comeback of DISCO and the 70's", flares were just a bad joke weren't they? Or did I miss something? We HATE industrial kids and cyber punks, putting NIN on the back of your leather jacket does not make you cool, and face it, it's just goth these days anyway. We HATE the new "new romantics", fuck didn't we ditch that shit in 1983? Do we really need to retrofit ourselves. We HATE the perv approxima, with their corsets, chokers & collars, quit pretending, you work in a bank. We HATE people who won't admit they are going bald. We HATE Metallers, especially fluffy metallers: perms are for poodles, open shirts are for Burt Reynolds and head banging/air guitar is for posing gits who can't play. We HATE crusties: the new age will not be hastened by wandering the streets with backpacks, dogs on string, dreads and sitting on your arse listening to the Levellers or NMA smoking far too much dope. We HATE rap kids:'Yo Homey' means something in South Central, it means fuck all here. We HATE internet newbies on the IRC talking about all of the above and clogging up the wires. We HATE anyone who is in a band. We HATE anyone who knows anyone in a band. We HATE anyone who has ever listened to a band. We HATE anyone who either puts their fists in the air at gigs or brings whistles to a club. We HATE pc yuppie bastards who listen to sampled ethno historical pygmy music, think that enigma is cool and that they can really relate to the third world. Yeah right. We HATE patronising superior fuckhead music students who mumble at the back of gigs about how the various instruments are out of tune. We HATE dimestore spiritualists, you know, the kinds of people who go to a reservation or some third world type place, stay a while to grok their culture while not actually being accepted at all and then return to bore the shit out of us talking about what a deep experience they had over wine during dinner with Miles Farthington-Smythe. We HATE pagans, witches, anyone who says "thank goddess", especially the ones who go on and on and on about the phases of the moon and get really wrecked, then climb up a hill in the freezing cold and pass out and call it a ritual. We HATE SNAGS (sensitive new age guys) for obvious reasons. We HATE fucking artists, people who purport to liking art, people who go to art galleries or anyone who in all seriousness finds it interesting enough to discuss in public. We HATE content providers, what the fuck does that mean anyway, "content provider", We HATE do do dodo do do do dodo doo dooo'd do dododo dododdloo do dodo dododdloo We HATE anyone who complains about not being able to download sounds, movies or shockwave files due to an inability to read the simple and clear instructions on screen. We HATE people who keep reminding you to "Watch the Skies" (because they watch the X-Files). We HATE people who excuse themselves for being assholes because of "spring fever", there is never an excuse for being an asshole. We HATE who send you excessive e-mails and then phone you up to see if you got it - if we didn't reply it's because we don't want to talk to you. We HATE it when you are walking down the street and the two people in front of you manage to make it completely impassable even though you could normally you could drive a bus down it. We HATE those new beepers where you have to speak to a real person. What was wrong with the old style "type in your number" and fuck off ones? We HATE sugar & spice and all things nice etc. We HATE golf, what an idiotic sport. We HATE that we can't get any food around here after four o'clock in the afternoon because all the suits are going home. We HATE pubs shutting at eleven, why don't they close at one as they do in Scotland. We HATE hate cabs who pick up violent pissed suits in preference to you because you supposedly look dodgy. We HATE suits, but that goes without saying. We HATE anyone who doesn't like the Lion King. We HATE anyone uses the words "repurpose", "psychographics", "added value" or "brand awareness" in any context other than to deride marketing. We HATE really hot weather. We HATE all forms of genetic engineering. We HATE apparently deaf people. We HATE children, because they are extremely irritating. We HATE people who think that the millenium start in the year 2000. We HATE people who don't rewind the tapes from video shops. We HATE people in positions of authority who refuse to accept responsibility for that authority. But even more, We HATE people who assign authority but insist on approving decisions made by those assigned. We HATE Rugby League, machosim, yobos and people who can't speak English without dribbling and saying ay, mayte? and oi a lot! "Bureaucracy?", Social heirachy/class Plus narrow mindedness and people who can't handle CHANGE! We HATE spiders!!!! We HATE flirting with the enemy. We HATE it when you are happily abusing your body wiith cigarettes & alchohol one day, then the next you spontaneously get sick.
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We HATE People who send in things that they hate. We HATE being swallowed by hippos. We HATE having to be so negative all the time. We HATE the British dance music press for constantly trying to smother reality We HATE Cliff Richard for having the audacity to play the part of Heathcliff in his "musical" of the same name. We HATE Java on the Mac. We HATE not knowing where to start. We HATE child pornography, football, wierd sex, aliens, beastiality, handcuffs, leather, cucumbers, x-files, star trek, bob, Sado masocism, mission impossible, sheep shagging, drugs : Cannabis Marijuana Ecstasy ketamine speed sulphate hash grass heroin crack cocaine weather reports, necrophilia, Charles Manson, sodomy, olympics, games piracy, independence day, body piercing, Nine Inch Nails, cracked games, microsoft, mad cow diesease (bse), netscape, fucking, windows, ted bundy, macintosh, shockwave, macromedia, pamela anderson, serial killers, kate moss, supermodels in general. We HATE mentioning child pornography, football, wierd sex, aliens, beastiality, handcuffs, leather, cucumbers, x-files, star trek, bob, Sado masocism, mission impossible, sheep shagging, drugs : Cannabis Marijuana Ecstasy ketamine speed sulphate hash grass heroin crack cocaine weather reports, necrophilia, Charles Manson, sodomy, olympics, games piracy, independence day, body piercing, Nine Inch Nails, cracked games, shockwave, macromedia, microsoft, mad cow diesease (bse), netscape, fucking, windows, ted bundy, macintosh, pamela anderson, serial killers, kate moss, supermodels in general - again all because they are some of the most commonly used words in the search engines - is this all we have in the collective consciousness that is the net? We HATE people who use bad language for effect. Disgraceful. We HATE the love page. We HATE slut girls who bring down the entire reputation of women because they need a fuck. We HATE the fact that cannibus is still illegal. We HATE Ani Difranco and all her music We HATE Bar Lorca. We HATE Emily Gillot and everything about her. We HATE God. We HATE HIPPIES.NEVER TRUST A HIPPIE!!! We HATE Hippies. Garcia got what he deserved you trustfund motherfuckers We HATE Ryan Bartlett We HATE Sunday Night to Friday Night We HATE This Marilyn Manson jackass and the snot nosed kids who listen to him. He's not evil the in the satanic sense he' just a money grubbing slug who has more in common with televangelists then he'll ever know. We HATE We HATE piercings! Is that your ambition in life to be a human tea bag? 1001 perforations let the flavour flood out. Why don't you you pierce your brain!!! We HATE We hate complainers. . . We HATE all kinds of work. We HATE dead-end jobs... We HATE everybody and everything We HATE hypocritical boring fuckers We HATE intolerant bastards who think that their point of view is the only one worth listening to. We HATE it when creators of webpages use white type on black%2C especially when they try to spruce it up with purple. We HATE labels. We HATE menthol cigarettes. We HATE morons who think surfing the web through a palmtop,psion organizer,apple newton at 9600baud is tres cool. We HATE pants that ride up real high We HATE patchouly. We HATE people that like Micheal Menary and peole that don't call jack.brook@virgin.net please call. We love you. We HATE people who can't laugh at themselves - they are the joke. We HATE people who get embarassed when we mention innocent things like child porn, masturbation, suicide, abortion, cannibalism, sodomy, orgies, etc. We HATE people who hate things We HATE people who show the inauthentic side of their personalities in order to show that they are something they're not. DAMN IT.....be yourself! We HATE people who smoke all your gear and then offend you even further by rolling a spliff that you don't get a hit off. We HATE people who surreptitiously blame you for their computer problem when they've asked you to fix it for them. We HATE pretentious art theory wankers - get a life We HATE pretentious e-zines We HATE runelise@internet.dk We HATE squid@commwerks.com We HATE the HATE ! We HATE the Neo-Cyber-Gothic-Punk wannabes....All are bad enough as it is...do we really need parades of kids with white make-up,baggy jeans,spiked hair and Marilyn Manson Shirts clogging our Malls and High schools,trying to be individuals.Yeah...As individual as every one of their other friends who wears the same uniform. We HATE the fact that we can't figure out how to get out of the love,hate pages! We HATE the idea of anyone flamenco dancing drunkenly in Bar Lorca. We HATE the reiteration of design styles. come on. can't we think of something new? I also hate the word "new" and "reinteration". as well as marketing speak and three letter acronyms (TLA's) We HATE the spice girls We HATE the spice tarts We HATE the yelling people next door We HATE to hate. We HATE we hate people who take life seriously and then wont buy you a pint We HATE you We HATE you you bastard We HATE you,your family and all your smelly friends We HATEBrain dead formula Hollywood movies We HATEChristians because they are brainwashed assholes. We HATEI hate a lot of those things too. We HATEMonday mornings" obligations" people who chew with thier mouths openŠ We HATEPsychotic Xtians who think the ten commandments go "Love thy neighbor" as long as he's another Xtian" We HATEdegenerative males who treat women like shit" who couldn't give a fuck about who they are and what they possess. Fuck that. All they could care about is making sure they are fed and fucked. We HATEfuck you... punk isn't dead. look out for the CHAOSDAYS in Germany 2000 punks vs 5000 cops . Lars "Anarcho" Noherr ln@nope.com AND GERMAN PUNKS HATE NAZIS" SKATER" RAVER TOO. We HATEmtv and the kind of people who bought that chumbawumba 'tubthumper' single.. We HATEspinning 3d logos built of little spheres with that "ooh" I'm down which that hip retro technology thing" LED green... We HATEwhen people hate everything just because they happen to be jealous or scared or insecure about their own lives. Most of all we HATE collective identity: every day of your pathetic life you are being put in a little box by society by the way you look or the bands you listen to. Collective identity sucks, be an individual, don't make it easy to be dismissed in a sentence.

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